David Waldman and Greg Dworkin did it again! For a couple of hours today.
The U.S. Institute of Peace has been renamed as the U.S. Institute of Irony. The Department of Defense is now Pete Hic! Hegseth’s House of Murders. Hungover from the fog of war, Hegseth immediately initiated a strategic inverted retrograde disengagement maneuver, tossing Admiral Alvin Holsey overboard. Admiral Frank "Mitch" Bradley is next in line and is scheduled to fall on his sword at approximately 14:00 today. Palantir is scheduled to make more money at that time.
Republicans in Revolt! Gops brandishing torches, pitchforks and discharge petitions seek to topple Mike Johnson. Well, they really want Trump, but he scares them and no one is scared of Mike. Gop women feel the most rage, but don’t want to come off sounding woke, or... feminist. No, Elise Stefanik will NOT lower her voice.
Henry Cuellar shows that it’s so easy to play Trump into a pardon, even a Democrat can do it.
In the ACA debate, Gops propose Obamacare, but bad. Dems counterproposal is Obamacare, but longer.
The pendulum is swinging back, right on time for the midterms. Except that no other president has been this disliked. The economy has rarely hit this many, especially against those constituents of the party in power. And that party in power has probably has never sucked this hard, nor have they promised to learn so little from their mistakes.
Vladimir Putin continues to humiliate Donald K. Trump, but that’s only because Trump demands to be humiliated.
They finally arrested some guy for placing pipe bombs ahead of January 6, and the guy that they arrested is not Marge, sadly lowering the chance that she might go to prison, on that charge.